David Arius (david_arius) wrote,
David Arius

Anonymous - #OpAnonLulz Government Jokes Edition

Dear Anonymous!

"Attention: Due to the lapse in federal government funding, Anonymous has been deemed non-essential and has been furloughed. We sincerely regret this inconvenience."
"McLulz, your kind of place!"

"Greetings citizens (slaves) of the world (government),

Are you tired of that extra money weighing down your wallet and causing you back problems? Do you have some extra money you're just not sure what to do with? You could waste hundreds of dollars buying lottery tickets, or you could give it to us, the NSA. Proudly wasting your tax payer money since 1952!

With the recent threat of 300,000 American terrorists added to the watch list just last year alone, taxes just aren't paying for the billions of dollars we must waste to ensure the protection of our national security *cough* power *cough*. Therefore we humbly request you become an official unofficial sponsor of the NSA!

With your hard earned money, we can ensure our spy programs never go unfunded. Terrorist beware, the NSA's wasteful spending is here! With these programs we've already stopped 15 imaginary terrorist attacks! (Because 15 sounded like an accomplishment number, not to small to show the worthlessness of our programs, but not to high to cause widespread panic and sound unbelievable.)

But wait! Donate today and receive a free "My neighbor's a terrorist!" tea-shirt! To donate text #MoneyWaster to 5555 or call 1-800-555-7226 That's 1-800-555-SCAM. (Legal notice: The NSA gives no guarantee that money donated won't be used against you. Donors are subject to their devices being monitored for suspicious activity up to three years after the donation has occurred. Delivery of 'My neighbor's a terrorist!' tea-shirt limited to the United States of America, not available in the District of Columbia, additional restrictions may apply. P.S. This is not a real commercial by the NSA, Lord Bristle claims no connection to the NSA and as such does not represent them or work for them

Anonymous is for Freedom!

We are Anonymous,
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

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